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| Wednesday, January 17, 2007 |
| waana to Marry -- Think twice |
Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that somemen should be happier than others. --Oscar Wilde
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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.--Scottish Proverb
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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. --SamKinison
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A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensiveanswers that your wife will give you for free. --Anonymous
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Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'dbe married too. --H. L. Mencken
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Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later;foranother thing, they die earlier. --H. L. Mencken
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- "A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle."- U2
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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her wayback home always. --Anonymous
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for ouranniversary?" She said,"Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "Howabout the kitchen?" --Anonymous
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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
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My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours. That was onlyfor the estimate. --Anonymous
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She got a mudpack and looked great for two days.Then the mud fell off.--Anonymous
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She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for thegarbage?" Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in."--Anonymous
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Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses to get married. Hesays "the wedding rings look like minature handcuffs....." --Anonymous
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wifeyelling at the frontdoor, who do you let in first? The Dogof course...at least he'll shut up after u let him in! --Anonymous
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A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly parted mother andstarted back toward his car when his attention was diverted to anotherman kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profoundintensity and kept repeating, 'Why did u have to die? Why did you haveto die?" The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish tointerfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain in ismore than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so? Deeply? Achild? A parent?"The mourner took a moment to collect himself, thenreplied "My wife's first husband."
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A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wishand threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But sheleaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband wasstunned for a while but then smiled " It really works ! " |
posted by சுந்தர் / Sundar @ 4:05 AM  |
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You can even think more than twice to get marry, after reading this :)
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Welcome Shurthi ,
I already thought 101 time ... no answers !
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You can even think more than twice to get marry, after reading this :)