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| Wednesday, January 24, 2007 |
| Letter to Girl Friend -- From HR |
Ever wondered how an HR Manager could write a love letter to his girlfriend? Hope you would enjoy it.
To, My Dear
DarlingSub: Offer of love!
Dearest Ms Maya,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Saturday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.
Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the jobtraining and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment woul d initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer. Wish you all the best!
Thanking you in anticipation,
Yours sincerely,
HR Manager |
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| Tuesday, January 23, 2007 |
| Just Laugh |
Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget the basics of
English grammar after reading this mail...
English at its best?
In TN , well Known Person, Mr XXX, Chairman of a College Association,
who is always speak in English...
X college Students have Collected & published the Book XXX's Spoken English...
Njoy with his English ....
Now, here are some classic English sentences from the great Mr.Xxx.
The stalwart talks to his students:
# About his family :
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* I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...(?)
# At the ground:
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All of you stand in a straight circle.
There is no wind in the balloon.
The girl with the mirror please comes her...{Means: girl withspecs please come here).
# To a boy, angrily:
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I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?
# While punishing students:
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You, rotate the ground four times...
You, go and understand the tree...
You three of you stand together separately.
Why are you late - say YES or NO .....(?)
# Sir at his best inside the Class room:
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Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
Cut an apple into two halves - I will take the bigger half.
Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor
You, meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..)
This one is cool >>
"Both of u three get out of the class."
Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today...
Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....
Take 5 cm wire of any length....
Sir was too angry at one of his students ..
he wanted to turn himout of the class.. but he forgot to say "Get Out" !!! what did he do?
he walked up to that boy and said: Follow me. the boy followed. Both of them went outside the class.
Now Sir said: "Now dont follow me" and returned back to his classroom...
Last but not the least some Xxx experiences...
Once Sir had come late to a college function, by the time he reached, the function had begun, so he went to the dais, and said, sorry I am late, because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats).
At XXX college day 2002:
"This college strict u the worry no .... U get good marks, I the happy, tomorrow u get good job, Xxx the happy, tomorrow u marry I the enjoy"
At St. Xxx1 fresh years day 2003:
"No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police"
" Boy Boy mingiling Xxx will allow
Girl Girl mingling Xxx will allow
but No Boy Girl mingling . " |
| posted by சுந்தர் / Sundar @ 1:03 AM |
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| Wednesday, January 17, 2007 |
| waana to Marry -- Think twice |
Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that somemen should be happier than others. --Oscar Wilde
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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.--Scottish Proverb
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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. --SamKinison
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A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensiveanswers that your wife will give you for free. --Anonymous
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Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'dbe married too. --H. L. Mencken
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Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later;foranother thing, they die earlier. --H. L. Mencken
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- "A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle."- U2
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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her wayback home always. --Anonymous
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for ouranniversary?" She said,"Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "Howabout the kitchen?" --Anonymous
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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
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My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours. That was onlyfor the estimate. --Anonymous
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She got a mudpack and looked great for two days.Then the mud fell off.--Anonymous
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She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for thegarbage?" Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in."--Anonymous
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Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses to get married. Hesays "the wedding rings look like minature handcuffs....." --Anonymous
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wifeyelling at the frontdoor, who do you let in first? The Dogof course...at least he'll shut up after u let him in! --Anonymous
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A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly parted mother andstarted back toward his car when his attention was diverted to anotherman kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profoundintensity and kept repeating, 'Why did u have to die? Why did you haveto die?" The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish tointerfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain in ismore than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so? Deeply? Achild? A parent?"The mourner took a moment to collect himself, thenreplied "My wife's first husband."
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A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wishand threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But sheleaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband wasstunned for a while but then smiled " It really works ! " |
| posted by சுந்தர் / Sundar @ 4:05 AM |
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